May 2012
April 2012
When you're in class and someone asks you for a...
beast: hey i just met you
beast: and this is crazy
beast: but the castle is your home now EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING
DONT YOU DARE
TOUCH
MY WEST WING
BITCH.
UNDERSTAND?
beast: so come to dinner maybe
When someone says I can have a bite of their food
so i take the biggest bite i possibly can like this:
pickup lines for old people
old man: hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up